have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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