Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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