I heard we made out
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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