imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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