I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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