Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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