So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
