Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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