So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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