it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think I am morally bankrupt
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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