Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You almost got us killed.
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