if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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