Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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