Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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