Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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