So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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