yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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