So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
