Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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