do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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