do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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