Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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