so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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