I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I supernannyed him into submission
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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