Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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