Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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