Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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