i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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