did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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