HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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