that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He did a backflip because drugs
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