I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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