We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This girl is more easily done than said...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Boobs speak an international language.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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