She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
