That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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