question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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