i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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