There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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