Tell her she can't have a vagina
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
