His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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