...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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