giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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