he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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