well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
