We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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