theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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