That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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