Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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