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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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