I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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